go for papa palpatine!

random stuff that I laugh at. plus some Star Wars.
~ Sunday, June 3 ~
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themeghanchakra: grooveymutation: themad-hattar: lilygetsfit: YOU OTHER READERS CAN’T DENY WHEN A BOOK WALKS IN WITH A GOOD PLOT BASE AND A BIG SPINE IN YOUR FACE YOU GET SPRUNG WANNA PULL OUT YOUR PENS ‘CAUSE YOU NOTICED THAT BOOK WAS DENSE READING, HALF-RIMS I’M WEARING I’M HOOKED AND I AIN’T CARING OH BABY I WANT AN E-READER AND A MEANINGFUL METER MY TEACHERS TRIED TO TRAIN ME THAT BOOK YOU GOT MAKES ME SO BRAINY OH MY GOD. And then I died… ovaries

themeghanchakra:

grooveymutation:

themad-hattar:

lilygetsfit:

YOU OTHER READERS CAN’T DENY

WHEN A BOOK WALKS IN WITH A GOOD PLOT BASE

AND A BIG SPINE IN YOUR FACE YOU GET SPRUNG

WANNA PULL OUT YOUR PENS

‘CAUSE YOU NOTICED THAT BOOK WAS DENSE

READING, HALF-RIMS I’M WEARING

I’M HOOKED AND I AIN’T CARING

OH BABY I WANT AN E-READER

AND A MEANINGFUL METER

MY TEACHERS TRIED TO TRAIN ME

THAT BOOK YOU GOT MAKES ME SO BRAINY

OH MY GOD.

And then I died…

ovaries

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yoshi-taka:

whoviandeduction:

mrpondismypatronus:

hemsworthss:

Of course Loki would opt for porn.

LOKI, FOR SHIT’S SAKE, WE’RE NOT WATCHING THAT AGAIN.


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My 4-yr-old cousin watching "Thor" for the first time

  • her: Is the green guy a bad guy?
  • me: Not really. His name is Loki.
  • her: Logi?
  • me: Low-key
  • her: Loki? Ok.
  • her: I like Loki.
  • her: Is Thor a princess?
  • her: Thor gets hit by cars a lot.
  • her: WHY IS LOKI BLUE
  • her: Is it because he's sad?
  • her: Poor Loki.
  • her: Can we have him?
  • her: Thor and that girl are gonna get married
  • her: Is Loki bad now?
  • me: Yup.
  • her: He likes being bad.
  • her: Because he likes his spear.
  • her: and his helmet.
  • her: Thor wants to stop Loki right?
  • me: Yes he does.
  • her: But- Thor doesn't want to kill Loki.
  • her: Because Thor loves Loki a lot.
  • her: No! Did Loki die?!
  • her: But I liked Loki...
  • her: I bet Thor misses him,
  • her: I miss him.

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ayyeeitsalyssa:

loki-s-army:

cloudspanties:

dontstartlethewitch:

b0ffin:

greencarnations:

LEGIT JUST ROLLED OFF MY BED LAUGHING SO HARD

THIS WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY AND IF YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY THEN GET OFF THE INTERNET

OH MY GOD SCREAMING. 

I’M REBLOGGING THIS FOREVER.

OMG OMG OMG CROSSING MY LEGS SO I DON’T PEE.

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Tags: norse mythology
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theepichumor:

Chris Evans in 4th, 6th and 7th grade.

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

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avengemymischief:

That awkward moment when two master assassins resort to hair pulling and biting

 #the mating rituals of the black widow and the hawk are complex and beautiful #here we have a male trying to assert his dominance over the female by pulling her hair (a common foreplay technique among her kind) #not to be cowed so easily; the female retaliates by sinking her fangs into the hawks vulnerable wings #having found each other worthy the two then mate frantically for several hours at a time #this phenomenon can be witnessed at several confirmed mating sites such at budapest

Perfect tags are perfect

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Police: “Tumblr, you’re under arrest.”

mycroft-winchester:

alangwiggy:

quenchiestcactusjuice:

life-imitates-art:

gokuma:

sageoflogic:

miss-lizzifer:

oh-mystarisfading:

Whovians:

Sherlockians:

Potterheads:

XMFC fandom:

Supernatural fandom:

Avatar fandom:

The Hunger Games fandom:

The Avengers fandom:


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morticiamunroe: oldandnewfirm: kates-edit: mintymimi: himapapaftw: what-is-this-sleep-you-speak-of: jazzhandsandbatman: pigsareyummy: abbynormalities: crownkind: hakoshi: brightestbuzz: heterosexually-challenged: dealanexmachina: Best cosplay ever. omg. if you’re too young to know who this is supposed to be then we can’t be friends.  AAAAAH! SO AMAZING. OMG AHHH., BEST. <3 THEY GOT HER ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC OMG GO;ADKFGFDL; MISS FRIZZLE OH CHILDHOOD. I used to always dream that Miss Frizzle would be my next teacher… literally dropped my ipod and my mouth dropped open when i seen this… its amazing! This series was one of the hallmarks of my childhood.  OMG YES

morticiamunroe:

oldandnewfirm:

kates-edit:

mintymimi:

himapapaftw:

what-is-this-sleep-you-speak-of:

jazzhandsandbatman:

pigsareyummy:

abbynormalities:

crownkind:

hakoshi:

brightestbuzz:

heterosexually-challenged:

dealanexmachina:

Best cosplay ever.

omg. if you’re too young to know who this is supposed to be then we can’t be friends. 

AAAAAH! SO AMAZING.

OMG

AHHH.,

BEST. <3

THEY GOT HER

ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC

OMG

GO;ADKFGFDL;

MISS FRIZZLE

OH CHILDHOOD. I used to always dream that Miss Frizzle would be my next teacher…

literally dropped my ipod and my mouth dropped open when i seen this… its amazing!

This series was one of the hallmarks of my childhood. 

OMG YES

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~ Monday, May 21 ~
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flyabovetherest95: HAHA.

flyabovetherest95:

HAHA.


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